The Darker Side

JESUS LIVES!!1!

dmitri — Wed, 09 May 2012 18:07:54 +0000

Remember us mentioning Darker Side 1.1? How about another random listen to make up for the audio abortion that is mix #23? Read all about the Darker Side project, and listen to one of those DS 1.1 mixes below!

Darker Side Mix #23

dmitri — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:52:02 +0000

Wow. This one was clearly lacking. We were probably drunk – or our callers were for the entire week. Please ignore, or wait for Slug’s call to a poor phone operator in England at the end.

Darker Side Mix #22

dmitri — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:12:17 +0000

Darker Side Mix #21

dmitri — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 01:27:25 +0000

Hory crap! Another mix! This time, we’re visited by Hop Sing and his Joke Time, are annoyed by the dancing horse message divider sound, and are treated to a couple of classic Darker Side prank calls!

Coolest Cat

dmitri — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:46:25 +0000

Darker Side Mix #20

dmitri — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:24:36 +0000

Yes. Mix 20. We have no idea what happened to mixes 8-19. Clearly, the booze consumed during the mixing sessions started to take hold and Dmitri’s bookkeeping duties faltered. This mix could’ve ended up the same way had it not been for Ned’s prank call to Warren and Darlene about his son’s towed car. A Darker Side classic!

1st Post for Dirk!

dmitri — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 21:38:46 +0000

Dmitri here, letting you know about the new DIRK.O category to welcome Dirk Odfellow and his random posts and musings. Take it away, Dirk!

Darker Side Mix #7

dmitri — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:02:58 +0000

Our seventh mix is a mini “best of” due to readers from the Private Eye Weekly calling for the first time. (We took out a small ad on the back page section, right next to all those sex, pot smoking, and HIV study ads.) The Master joins us as a guest PJ, we’re inundated by prepubescents, Macho Nacho calls about East Canyon, and Clean Clean City takes out an ad… or something. At least the message divider is tolerable – and we even hold a contest to pick the next one. Wow!

Santorum Leaks

dmitri — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 03:06:38 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjZOO3Ie3-U

Darker Side Mix #5 and #6

dmitri — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:49:59 +0000

…are nowhere to be found! Ned and Dmitri probably forgot to archive these after consuming a litre of McAndrew’s Scotch Ale. This was a frequent occurrence during earlier taping sessions. (Later on, we learned to embrace the booze which probably accounts for the declining mix quality.)

If anyone out there has these on 8-track or cassette somewhere, get in touch with us to claim your special prize in exchange for copies!

In lieu of these missing tapes, did you know there was a Darker Side 1.1? It’s true. Read all about it, and listen to one of those random mixes right now!

Skeletons Having Sex on a Tin Roof

dmitri — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:47:44 +0000

The Darker Side always advocates responsible drug use.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg

Input Line Active

dmitri — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:18:25 +0000

You asked for it. It’s up, especially since there was no new monthly bill to pay. Check out the “INPUT” page and go wild.

Darker Side Mix #4

dmitri — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:16:10 +0000

The annoying message dividers continue with Bertha the Horse’s whinny, and we even get the bright idea to bait callers for their own sounds to use as dividers. Elsewhere in the mix, we discuss our advertising kits, Macho Nacho opens his own Chia Pet business, there’s some heated debate about scripture being left as input, and Dale catches Tony smoking cigarettes.

Santorum Spreading

dmitri — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:45:03 +0000

Darker Side Mix #3

dmitri — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:42:19 +0000

It’s a bonus posting day with two-fer-one! For the third mix, we’re introduced to several new callers, an angry man screams between all the messages, and Ned Flanders joins the crew after Wally starts slacking. And another classic ad makes its debut: Satan Be Gone!